Nicolas Cage's bad hair days

"Raising Arizona" (1987)

This was the age of the blow-dryer for Cage. As baby-snatching con H. I. McDunnough in the Coen Brothers’ screwball favorite, Cage’s mop flows majestically (and horizontally). Add some thick-ass chops and a crustache, and you have the makings of a dude-and-a-half.

Hairdo haiku:
Sideburns can be cool,
But Nic’s look like someone slapped
Pork chops on his face.